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Tortugasms

Erotica by Joe Tortuga

Recent Stories

Before Sunrise

bdsm, FF, images

October 22, 2013

It was a half and hour before sunrise, and Amy was already up. The sky outside was slowly lightening, with the promise of a sunny day…

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Hot Summer's Day

MF, outside

October 09, 2013

“It was that kind of day,” he thought. A Southern August summer day, hot and sticky. Walking outside was like trying to walk against a river…

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Featured Series

The Society

More of a universe than a series, the Society is a semi-secret group of people practicing 24/7 bdsm, and living along side "normal" people.

These are all stories which expand on the society, from short images to longer series.

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Cuckolder

Brian realized early on that there was a single true thing: Everyone cheats. He decided that no one would ever cheat on him, so he refuses to be in a relationship with anyone. In fact, he only has sex with people who are in them. He cuckolds men and women, and dominates them to his will.

This is a set of stories, including an origin series about Brian, his adventures, and how he became the way he is.

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Kadja

This series/univese needs a better name, but is based on the character Kadja who seeks out a dragon to help unlock her magical powers.

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More Stories

Thirst

bdsm, Mdom, MF

February 27, 2013

**She relaxed her head on his inner thigh as she knelt before him, the aftertaste of his cum in her mouth. God, she was thirsty. She…

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Ratings and Rantings

blog

August 30, 2010

Of the two stories I published last week, Choices is by far my favorite of the two.  It’s richer in terms of emotion, and in terms of…

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Son of God

bdsm, church, FF

June 19, 2013

Amy ran her hand over the carved marble surface of the Son of God, and shuddered. She loved Sundays. She remembered the first one. It was…

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SirTortuga's Blog

blog

January 18, 2011

I’ve moved his stories and blog over to Posterous. You can read it here. In a lot of ways, it’s a blogging experiment: writing every weekday…

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Sub Let

bdsm, FF, MF, MM, sublet

February 08, 2013

**Kiko stopped outside of the brownstone. It was convenient enough, just a quick walk from the subway line her new job was on. So far she’d…

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Date Night, Part 3

bdsm, MF

September 06, 2013

I pulled Madeline to me and gave her a kiss, thrusting my tongue between her lips. We were still in my car, stopped at the exit to her…

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HNT: Dragon Chained

hnt, tattoo

April 02, 2009

Here we have a picture of the dragon, chained. Dragons are my Girl’s (Joessam on twitter/Bookwyrm on FetLife) totem. [This is why you’ll be…

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E[lust] #46

elust

May 20, 2013

featured photo of the month Photo courtesy of A Penny for Your Dirty Thoughts Welcome to e[lust] - The only place where the smartest and…

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Kadja

blog

August 10, 2010

I’m posting a story, that according to Google Docs, I edited 18months ago.  Why wait so long when the story is finished? Well I wrote it for…

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Day of the Dead

Halloween

October 04, 2013

October is here, and that means Halloween stories all month!  Enjoy! Hello Sexy Friend! As many of you are aware, I have returned from my…

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A Mid-January Thank You

blog

January 14, 2013

Thanks to everyone who has come to the blog this year. The year is very young — only two weeks old at this point, but it’s already extremely…

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Pet Sitter

bdsm, MF, pet play

August 02, 2013

The man who answered the door had an Eastern European accent, although his English was impeccable — better than mine. His house was on a cul…

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The Best Hour

bdsm, bond, FF

June 07, 2013

The best hour of the day is when Mistress comes to bed. She spends the hour wrapping me in bondage: ropes and leathers or cuffs and chains…

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CBT

bdsm, fdom, MF, sci-fi

March 01, 2013

The CyBerTronic Fully Immersive Computer Based Training System is the first of it’s kind to do automated training in a fully realized 3D…

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to Suck

bdsm, MF, oral

July 26, 2013

She’d begged him to make her feel like only an object, something to be used. He warned her that he’d do even more than that, and he had. She…

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Bloggery Stuff

blog

December 27, 2010

Joe Tortuga here, just talking a bit about what I’ll be doing here soon. Hopefully for reals this time. You’ll have noticed the Sir Tortuga…

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Choices

Mdom, MF, wife

August 25, 2010

(MF Mdom wife) Choices. So many choices, so many ways things could have worked out. But we make our choices, and we try to make good ones…

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4: Pirate Captain

fdom, FF, oral

May 17, 2013

Captain’s Private Journal August 17, 2170 Dossier ID: Captain Amy Shurinko Hair: Black Eyes: Blue Height: 183 cm Mass: 63 kg Age: 36 Birth…

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Thursdays

MF, Rom

January 14, 2010

I checked the time on my phone. It read “3:56” just as my computer made that shutdown noise. Perfect. I’d worked through lunch just to…

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Osprey University

blog, osprey

April 27, 2010

I think it’s the gamer in me that makes me revel in creating settings.  I like situations, certainly — a lot of BDSM erotica is about…

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Faye's Return

bdsm, MF, Rom

September 13, 2013

When Richard got home, he discovered that Faye had returned. It’s not like he could have missed it. She knew he always entered through the…

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2013

2013, discussion, plans

January 02, 2013

Welcome to the new year on the blog (and well for everyone).  This blog has existed for a few years, and this is the fifty-first post here…

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Anniversary

bdsm, MF

March 06, 2013

**It’s been about a year since Sylvia moved into that tiny place over off of Spring Garden Road. In fact, as of last Tuesday, we’ve known…

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Truck Stop

bdsm, MM

September 18, 2013

I pulled the dark hood over my face, and set up the spy telescope. I told myself it was mainly so I could keep my subbie safe, but I knew…

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Fuckstarter

social parody

August 09, 2013

I have spent the last week being very careful. I washed all the dishes, and all the laundry is done, except what Sir is wearing. (I have…

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SexedUp

bdsm

September 20, 2013

Hello Sexy Internet-land! This is Slave Misty, and I want to update you a bit on our Fuckstarter. We got off to a pretty good start, but now…

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Hey! Look over there!

blog

September 26, 2012

Just a quick note to point out that I have a piece up at Full Frontal Fantasy today.  The blog, by L Gwenn, is pretty good and is doing…

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O-Rings

bdsm, MM

March 13, 2013

**He was hanging from a chain, feet flat on the floor about three feet apart, giving me plenty of room to work. He was naked and blindfolded…

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February!

blog

February 04, 2013

Well January is gone, and with it a bunch of new stories as well as some revivals of old ones.  We hit all our targets for publication and…

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Legal, Tender

MF, scifi

July 19, 2013

“So that’s it then?” Janet said as she signed the documents. “That’s it,” the barrister said. There was static in his holo as he explained…

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In Media Mortem

blog

February 15, 2011

There are 41 posts on the Sir Tortuga Household Blog right now, only two or three of which are ‘filler’ posts. It seems to have a small if…

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A New Column

The Fellatist

November 07, 2012

Starting on Friday, I will be hosting a new installment on this blog.  It will probably be a bit irregular, as will become clear.  However…

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Red

bdsm, fdom, MF

August 14, 2013

He couldn’t take one more hit: his back was raw, his knees week. When she unclasped his hands from the chain above him, he collapsed to his…

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Ahoy, Mateys!

blog

August 23, 2010

Early this morning, my wife Tam was talking to one of her crewmates on PuzzlePirates (I’m also a member of the crew, but a very new one, as…

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Hot Q&A: Hotels

q-and-a

April 03, 2013

Welcome to sex Q&A, where we poll our readers with interesting questions, and pick the best answers to share with you! Q: What do you find…

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E[Lust] #44

elust

March 20, 2013

pea Photo courtesy of Plumptious Pea Welcome to e[lust] - The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one…

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His Master's Shoes

bdsm, MM

May 24, 2013

Master had an extravagant, wonderful shoe. For him, it was just the one shoe — really a boot — which he knelt in front of right now. It was…

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e[Lust] #6

e-lust

January 27, 2010

DSC00216-1 HNT Courtesy of Having My Cake And Eating It Too Welcome to e[lust] - your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of…

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Slap

bdsm, images, Mdom

April 10, 2009

This is a brand new original piece, a short image for your enjoyment and arousal. Slap (MF Mdom harsh) _ Her face flashes with shock when…

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Body Slave

bdsm, FF, Fsub, MF

February 01, 2013

**His Body Slave slept bound at the foot of her Master’s bed on a straw mat he’d purchased specially for her.  At 6:45 AM the bindings on…

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His Sculpture

bdsm, images, MF

January 30, 2013

**His sculpture was of leather and bright blue plastic wrap. It was suspended from the ceiling with a careful balance. She could hear a…

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Hello and Welcome

general

March 30, 2009

I’m realizing that I need to take into account the audience of my work, and I ultimately have two primary interests: sex and games. I write…

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