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Erotica by Joe Tortuga



September 20, 2013

Hello Sexy Internet-land!

This is Slave Misty, and I want to update you a bit on our Fuckstarter. We got off to a pretty good start, but now we’re in the low part of the campaign, when there’s not a lot of new people committing to our campaign. So, we’re urging you to share our project (link) and to tell others about it back the project if they haven’t, or chip in via the Flattr or PayPal links below. Please, I was getting used to getting fucked regularly and things are drying up if you know what I mean.

I need to get fucked.

Anyway, some people have asked me, “Mindy, other than you getting fucked, what is the benefit to backing your Fuckstarter?”

Well, that’s a good question. As I said before, you get more from us. Erotic tales of how we fucked in abandon. Pictures of my bruises for when I misuse social media. Vines of me rolling around naked in the Fuckstarter money. That sort of thing.

Personally I think pictures of me are worth backing the Fuckstarter at the higher tiers. And if enough people donate, there will be erotic stories, and a podcast of my screams as I count out the number of backers one by one. I know you’ll like that, and so will I as, Sir doesn’t spank me that hard without a good fucking.

And I do need to get fucked.

Speaking of getting fucked, and finding a fucker and a fuckee to fuck with, we’ve been approached by the social media site, SexedUp, which connects you to your lovers and lets you endorse people for their various skills from cunnilingus to shibari. Master has promised to try out any skills that I’m endorsed on (pussy fucking ass fucking any fucking) , and to use any of his endorsed skills on my “sammy whiny slave ASS”. (I already endorsed him on fucking, spanking, bondage and fucking — you could to, maybe?)

Overall SexedUp is a great way to connect with other people who also have sex. So no nuns or priests, but pretty much everyone else should have a use for it. Oh, and make sure you endorse SlaveMisty not SlaveMisty69Dude, as that’s just a secondary account I made for.. nevermind, Master is coming, hopefully to fuck me.

I do so need to get fucked.

Edit: Master will be making the next few updates as Slave Misty has been banned from using the internet directly.

Joe Tortuga

Written by Joe Tortuga a bisexual dominant erotica writer and programmer (he/him). Follow me on Twitter