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Erotica by Joe Tortuga

e[Lust] #6


January 27, 2010


HNT Courtesy of Having My Cake And Eating It Too

Welcome to e[lust] - your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #7? Start with the rules, check out the schedule in the site’s sidebar and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Exposing My Self to Airport Security - I stared right at her until she looked away and called for assistance for a pat-down search. I gaped, chin dropped: holy shit, they’re gonna give me a pat down cuz I’m packing a silicon cock.

Prefect’s Prerogative - When I neglect this duty, or don’t perform it to his satisfaction, he makes me light a fire in his room, and stand in front of it in just my school shirt and white socks.

Attention Women: There is Something Wrong With Your Vagina - Yes, that’s what your vagina needs: a breath mint. Because, just like vagina shouldn’t smell like vagina, it also shouldn’t taste like vagina.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

The Perfect FatWhy do clothes designers assume that if you’re plus-sized you’re 1. over 5?9? and 2. over the age of 45 or “matronly and modest”? At the age of 32 I am not yet ready to dress like my grandmother.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

Zipless- “I have some Scotch in my room—maybe you’d join me? You know, in the interest of not drinking alone…” She smiled. Perhaps she could yet salvage the day’s ending.

See also: Pleasurists #61 for all your sex toy review needs. Also in recent sex news, check out the coverage of the Adult Entertainment Expo that happened in Las Vegas a couple weeks ago. You’ll see videos and articles from our fellow sex-bloggers on fun things like a rodeo penis and new sex toys not even on the market yet!

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Arousal is not consent Psychosexual: Does the G spot exist? Do I care? Reputable Help for Haiti Squicked That’ll be 151 Nickels The Case of the Mysteriously Vanishing G-spot Transtastic: Joking About Being Trans Vegas – Day One – Diva’s Quick Recap Vegas – Day One – Tess’s Thoughts Why Don’t They Just LEAVE?

Kink & Fetish

Anatomy of a Mindfuck Bad Submissive Claiming: Go Pantiless After Dating Refresher Electric fuck Fetishes and me Kinky With Class Laziness never pays off Piercing reversal Resolution Titty Fuck The Coffee Date, Part 2 The Job Interview Without Reason

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

BDSM Relationship Advice for Newbies Greedy For The Verse Hang Ups and Hand Jobs Ivy Madden If she had just been a better wife… Insomnia Swinging The Sexiness Beneath Weightlessness

Erotic Writing

42DD A Different Kind of Fuck Across the Room All in a Play Party’s Night Amazing Night Bedtime Story B ehind You Breathe and Let Go Done by a Clown Evening Home Glow Lick You As Long As You Like Moments of Clarity Naughty Neighbor Saturday Night’s Alright (For Swapping) Sex and Video Games Slip sliding away The Slut Chronicles #11 ~ The Dinner Party Thursdays Tyler Visitors in my Bedroom Wicked Wednesday: Altitude When you Talk About Maelee

Joe Tortuga

Written by Joe Tortuga a bisexual dominant erotica writer and programmer (he/him). Follow me on Twitter